The Globe and Mail has an advice column called, "Damage Control". A pair of agnostic parents are distressed beneath the headline:

 My 10 year old has become a devout Christian!

One hardly knows where to begin. I laughed, I cried, I felt like a cherry popsicle again. When all is said and done, though, I think the little girl has a good Mom. That counts for a lot more than just about anything else in the article, in my humble opinion. Let me know what you think...