The Nazareth Cross
August 15, 2007 This may be the worst idea in all of Christendom. Definitely in the top ten. Of course, it's hard to say what the worst idea might have been. The Crusades come to mind, as does the Spanish Inquisiion. Of course, no-one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Oh, and here's the Lumberjack Song, just for good measure.









Reader Comments (15)
Mike - ...must...not...show... aaarrrggghhh!!!
beth - It's all a matter of perspective!
NaNcy - Don't worry - your sense of humour will find it's way back home!
sue - It's hard to tell if this is real. In fact, I'm rather suspicous of the whole enterprise. There's a surprising lack of information about who is behind it, but it's oh so easy to give money.
Good witnessing tool!! Wouldn't we just reach so many people with the message of the cross!
For those of you who have never been south on I-75 between Toledo and Cincinnati, OH, I give you the "King of Kings" statue (see it at http://www.solidrockchurch.org/king_ofkings.php ). While admittedly diminuitive at 62 feet (as opposed to the Nazarene Cross' 60 meters, or about 197 feet), the effect of seeing this coming down I-75 is quite striking (see http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHMONjesus.html ) for a better effect). Make sure you go down to the bottom, to see how you can "high-five Jesus," too...
The sculpture is fondly known to Ohioans as "touchdown Jesus" or "drowning Jesus," when not simply being referred to as "Oh. My. God. Lookit that, willya?...."
I have to admit, that the "Spanish Inquisition" and "The Lumberjack Song" took the edge off the offensiveness, my friend. After trying to create "a more impressive cross" than THE Cross, Monty Python seems rather tame in comparison...
Ginger - There's really not much to say, is there?
Shane - This might actually be a scam.
Psalm 46 - Or not. Could go either way, really!
APN - I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Steve F - I have seen the Ohio Jesus monstrosity of which you link - but I saw it at night, glaring under the floodlights. I almost put the car off the road.
NaNcY - Everyone loves Snoopy!
nancy - Thank you - we all need a reminder every now and then!