Canada Day
July 1, 2007 Your 30 second guide to Canada:
Newfoundland is cold, PEI is placid, Nova Scotia drinks beer, New Brunswick is overlooked, Quebec makes Poutine and Toronto knows better than you. Manitoba is on the way out west, Saskatchewan is mostly harmless, Alberta shovels money into their furnaces in the winter, BC is where old hippies go to die, the Yukon keeps to itself and who's going to argue with Nunavit?
Overall? Well... We're not American, but we're not really anything else either. Our football has three downs and all your hockey player are belong to us. The rest, as they say, is politics.
Hope you enjoyed the fireworks!









Reader Comments (9)
but what about the Finns in the NHL :)
Priceless.
Steve F. - I'm glad somebody got it...
Barbara - Hmmmm, who do we know in Calgary?
My father was from Novia Scotia so I'm a Canuk once removed :)
You forgot that the North West Territories sparkels with diamonds!!
Jackie - SHHHH!!! - The Americans don't know we have oil!